Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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