Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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