I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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