i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Im part way to drunk.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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