I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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