It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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