It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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