ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Randomize
