i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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