is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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