just come out here and I will go home with you...
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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