Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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