he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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