She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
worst night to have a conscience
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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