you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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