Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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