i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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