I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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