well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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