Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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