Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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