just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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