I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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