youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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