I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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