I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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