I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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