Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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