he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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