I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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