he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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