Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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