it hurts more in the daytime
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
