that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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