i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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