did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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