how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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