i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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