these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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