is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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