So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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