my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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