My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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