Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
