At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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