i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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