called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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