Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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