You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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