I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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