Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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