So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??