I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.