He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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